Get the flu. No, not the flu shot, the flu. Go make out with that sick person who insists on coming into your office brimming with disease. Stop washing your hands and reach out to as many people as you can with those dirty little digits. Grab onto grandma and hold her extra close when she gives you a big hug that leaves you smelling of lavender and B.O. The next time someone sneezes, take as deep a breath as possible and see if you can position yourself with your mouth open in case they have one or two more to fire out.